A day in my life

This is how i almost got mugged!..In Joburg!!

So Today as I got up earlier than usual to get ready for my long trip to Mpumalanga (home) from Joburg, My aunt dropped me off in town on her way to work..Looking cute as usual even under the sad circumstances that my trip will be by taxi.So as I was walking to the taxi rank having to deal with dodging speeding taxis, Walking in a passage with so many people, trying to squeeze in and make way for myself to pass through without some chancer trying to snatch my bag from and then waiting for the robot to turn Red, only then some stupid *Mageza* felt the need to just skip the Red light to stop right in front of a crowd that was pacing up and down trying to get to work on time, the pedestrians just scattered,it was insane yet funny but then again being in Joburg town anyone should expect anything. All the while then I finally managed to cross to the other street with a hundred people also rushing to get cross because *Mageza* can just appear out of the colour and drive into you. After all that mini series, As I get to Noord street, there were those mean looking Fidelity guys with huge Ak 47's, anyone who's smart knows to walk far from those guys-They are ruthless. So as I was walking a distance further away, while waiting again for another  Red light, there was a guy on my left standing next to me,waiting also to get a chance to get across the street (so I thought), Kanti this idiot is now behind me trying to unbuckle the side pocket on my bag (mind you that's where my phone was) and I was completely oblivious of what was happening, but I felt something inexplicable happen, It was like a gut feeling, I turned to look behind me and there He was smoothly opening my bag, And I just said "Hayi maan Futsek!!!" and He ran off..wow!!! I don't know how my little voice turned so husky so quickly and even though I sounded harsh/or strong, that little girl inside me was shaking, I was scared but definitely didn't look the part. wow! I'll forever remain thankful to my God, you never what he's protecting you from, every second of the day, all your life. I've been in Joburg for four years now and never has this happen to me before. It was most certainly an eye opening experience..wow! So yeah that is how I almost got mugged today! Nxa that bastard!!